Currently considering snorting some coke on this Wednesday night just for the story.
I’m an instant gratification kind of girl, meaning I want results after like three sweat-sessions.
It doesn’t work that way, apparently.
Also, people are telling me if I watch what I eat I’ll see results faster.
And then I think about if that can actually be a reality in this life and I’m all:
One of the great things about being a Mizzou fan is that one of our colors is black, which is obviously the
laziesteasiest color in the world to make an outfit from that looks halfway presentable with little to no effort.
Meaning I can go straight from work to a basketball game NOT looking like I spent the entire day stuffing my face with pizza and Now & Laters.